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Friday 26 September 2008

Campur

拜一就正式开学了,
我还在这里蹉跎岁月。
书一本都没买,
脑袋都快生锈了。

刚才,本来我爸要回马了。
不过幸好 London Heathrow Airport 的 Radar 出问题,
所以班机将延迟几天。
Yay!

原来班机延迟也可以讲到 Contract 去的咯。
什么 Contract is frustrated 之类的。
听到我懵嚓嚓。

来说说我在曼城所遇到的人吧。
这里还蛮多马来西亚人的,
大多都蛮友善,
香蕉也不拽。
这里也蛮多智慧型书生淑女。
呵呵!
不过,这里有一个大煞风景的白痴 KL 仔。
自以为是到要死。

Hanley: "Hello, I'm Hanley. I heard that you are from Malaysia. I'm from Malaysia too."
Idiot: "Oh." (look at me indifferently.)
Hanley: "I'm staying in Dalton Ellis hall. You too?"
Idiot: (he ignore me)
Hanley: (i repeat my question)
Idiot: "No."
Hanley: "What course are you taking? I'm a first year law undergraduate."
Idiot: (ignore me again)
Hanley: (since he doesn't want to answer, I keep quiet)
Idiot: Chemistry. (walk away)
Hanley: ...........

你拽屁啊?从小到大都没有人这样对我,你是哪儿根葱啊?
Hanley's kind advice to that bloody idiot : you can go fly kite already. if you do not know how, I can teach you. just do what benjamin Franklin did, but change the benang to dawai emas (emas adalah conductor yang baik), wear metal things on your body (as many as you wish), don't wear shoes, put copper wire under you leg and lastly fly the kite in padang (big padang is preferred and no other objects that are taller than you should be around)

3 comments:

Wanderer said...

hahhaha...
that is so funny...

aiya, but wherever u go, u r bound to bump into idiots wan la..
hahaha...

my place oso got idiots.. i shall write a post bout why i say they r idiots n fake fake lor.. hehehe

wjleong said...

mana mana pun ada idiot jugak...
aku sini pun ada banyak...
haha, jahatnya kita orang

Anonymous said...

Contract frustrated means when there are certain circumstances that occur which renders the contract not capable of performance. For example, like the situation your father faced. The contract states that your father flies at 25th at 9am. But because the radar of the airport malfunction, contract frustrated. But does not mean the contract is void. Contract VOID and contract FRUSTRATED are two DIFFERENT CONCEPTS in law. Take your time to understand, it took me months...